- The Giants yards were due to prevent D.
- The Patriots out-gained the Bills 385 to 349 yet lost 35-31. A 1-0 turnover ratio and poor red zone defense crushed Dave Portnoy and his way too early rants.
- The Ravens only out-gained the Bengals 317 to 298 yet won 24-0. A 2-1 turnover ratio and terrible red zone offense and defense crushed Joe Burrow.
- The Seahawks out-gained the Colts 314 to 215 yet only won 18-16. They won the turnover battle 1-0, but poor red zone and special teams got the quacks.
- The Cowboys out-gained the Vikings 423 to 327 yet lost 34-26. They won the turnover battle 1-0, yet bad special teams and red zone got dem boys.
