Parlays are bad.
Parlays are wrong.
Parlays are deadly.
Parlays kill people.
Parlays are pretty much the spawn of Satan,
pure evil, ya might say.
And I’m putting in a money-line parlay tonight.
Celtics – 76ers – Spurs – Timberwolves – Hornets – and the HEAT
0.5 units to win 3.17 units
Thank you and goodnight. – Chris
