Hold on. Am I seeing things or was that a winning day in MLB? Miracles do happen, apparently. Let’s fucking goooo! Onto Saturday!
MLB Picks:
Rays/Jays over 7 (-120) to win 1 unit
Too small a total despite the aces on the mound – Toronto in particular has been white hot in batting.
Yankees/Guardians Total 1st Inning Hits over 1.5 (-145), to win 1 unit
I expect the Bombers to bomb Cleveland nice and early. McCarty? Please. Peasant.
Marlins (-110) to win 1 unit
Fading Jackson Tetreault.
SD/LAD under 8 (-115) to win 1 unit
Love this being an under series – it’s the only way SD has a chance.
Fuck Wimbledon (have you seen our luck? I’m done)
CFL Picks:
Alouettes/RoughRiders over 45.5
Revenge game for the home team and Montreal can score.
UFC 276 Picks:
Jessica Eye (+235), to win 2.35 units
Maycee Barber is kinda cute and so I’ve cheered for her in the past but she’s been prone to some very disappointing results, despite her potential. Jessica Eye is an old wily veteran and she’s as tough as they come, and although she’s lost lately, her opponent have been high quality. Value on a very capable dog. Including Maycee on some parlays as a hedge wouldn’t be a bad idea.
Pedro Munhoz (+235), to win 2.35 units
Munhoz isn’t intimidated in the slightest with O’Malley and this is big Sean’s first real test. Munhoz is a high-IQ fighter who’s, by far, the superior takedown artist. He can’t stand toe-to-toe with O’Malley but he also knows that. His recent losses, like Eye above, have been only to superior opponents.
Strickland/Volkanovski/Adesanya Parlay; 1 unit to win 2.3 units
Strickland is a potential start in the making with a big voice and a versatile game. Volkanovski is facing a hall of famer but make no mistake about it, the champ is as professional and elite as it gets. And he’s a brick shithouse – just doesn’t go down. Can’t see him losing. And Israel is, well, Israel.
Jared Cannonier (+355), to win 3.55 units
You might wanna wait to bet this as I imagine it’ll only get more inflated, but this is another nice hedge to the above. Cannonier deserves this spot and he’s a grown-ass man akin to the way Jan Blachowicz fights. Power, patience, high IQ, and great athleticism. It’s worth a play.
